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i have a farm. and blue eyes. and a nice nose. and red hair.
wonderings, pictures, tidbits
bubble and squeak.
my name is ash.
slytherpuff, female, manic depressive, bellydancer, insomniac, feminist, bubbly drunk, hedge,hearth, and green witch, welcome to my world.
there are massive amounts of
the following: harry potter, batman, and various hippie dippy things. good day to you.

Too much alone time.

A questionable haircut, crooked eyeliner, dry contacts, a bout of depression, a messy house, undone mountains of university work. This must be adult hood.

— 2 hours ago with 1 note

letswitchofftogether:

charredbaby:

I’ll avoid you like the plague because I can’t give you what you want

relevant

(via baby-lizard)

— 2 hours ago with 1290 notes
"Sometimes I remind myself that I almost skipped the party, that I almost went to a different college, that the whim of a minute could have changed everything and everyone. Our lives, so settled, so specific, are built on happenstance."
Anna Quindlen, Every Last One (via borinq)

(Source: simply-quotes, via batcave-69)

— 2 hours ago with 32471 notes

coagulates:

Drink water every day and don’t let boys be mean to you

(Source: slimeeeman, via gierlichmypussy)

— 2 hours ago with 151359 notes
thestrayline:

redbikeprince:

i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before

Dear undergrad girls, finish your degree and climb the corperate ladder, totally forgetting men all together. Trust us. —Successful women

thestrayline:

redbikeprince:

i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before

Dear undergrad girls, finish your degree and climb the corperate ladder, totally forgetting men all together. Trust us. —Successful women

(via kiyannasquotebook)

— 9 hours ago with 76652 notes

ispeakineloquently:

fudgeflies:

i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts

probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore

(Source: dissolvorays, via midnight0-0)

— 20 hours ago with 397852 notes

georginakincaid:

She holds many forms, however none of them are weak. Heaven, Earth, and the sea bow to Hecate and her powers, inherited from the starts and destruction. She is mostly known from being the goddess of witchcraft, however crossroads, entrance-ways, the moon, light, ghosts, and necromancy are also her claim. 

(via georginakincaid)

— 1 day ago with 223 notes

the-goddamazon:

iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

LMFAOOOOOOO

(via feministbecky)

— 1 day ago with 751425 notes

c0relli:

"he loves me, harold. and that is worth everything." (via satine)

(via kyleskellington)

— 1 day ago with 1756 notes
#kitchenwitch balsamic peach and white pepper apple tart things. Thanks procrastination!

#kitchenwitch balsamic peach and white pepper apple tart things. Thanks procrastination!

— 1 day ago
#kitchenwitch