Also, while I’m on this too-much sleep, too-much caffeine, and tequilla rage, we’re stuffed with absolute bullshit.

I mean, I love learning about the world, about English, about biology, etc. but if we were thrown into our natural habitat (NATURE BY THE FUCKING WAY) almost 99% (trust me, I’m in apstats- pahahaha) would die.

Working with an herbalist and taking a class taught by a ‘modern primitive’ has opened my eyes to so much.

Where was my ‘eat this in the wild and you’ll die’ class? My, oh hey, here’s how to start a fire class as a young child. Animals native to our land, traditions of nature, no.  Fucking none of it.

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We’re conditioned to think that being shoved into a box away from nature, breathing recycled air, and eating chemically compounded ‘food’ from a little, controlled line is normal. It’s not.

It’s horribly unnatural and if you dare question it, you’re a trouble maker.

And I feel like an ass because instead of practicing what I preach I’m typing this. On my nice computer. Indoors. Avoiding school. Thinking about how fast I can earn 125$ for a lamp. A LAMP. I’m a bad person.